Scouse Keyboard

Scouse keyboard that types "A" and "Calm down"

(for those not in the UK: people from Liverpool are known as "scousers", a series of sketches in a comedy show by Harry Enfield showed them as argumentative (with catchphrases along the lines of "Eh, eh, eh, calm down you two..."), and with dubious fashion sense - see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STIvNjWobzA)

Full disclosure: I was born in Liverpool but moved away for work many years ago so I now count as a "wool", this was a gift for a relative.

It can be adapted to work as a generic extra mini keyboard that can be programmed to type any set of keystrokes that you want.